導語：現在很多孩子在進入幼兒園時期就開始接觸英語的學習了。學習英語首先要培養孩子學習興趣，興趣是孩子學習的動力。

幼兒英語幽默小故事一  

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.

一只孤獨的青蛙，對所有形式的陪伴都感到絕望，于是它撥打了心理咨詢熱線，想要知道它的未來還有什么樣的可能。

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

它的個人心理咨詢顧問對它說，“你會遇見一位美麗的姑娘，她會想要知道所有關于你的事情” 　　

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

青蛙感到萬分激動，說：“太好了！我會在哪遇見她？工作的時候？還是在晚宴上？” 　　"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

“不，”顧問說，“在生物課上。” 　　

幼兒英語幽默小故事二  

The Broom Seller and the Barber

賣掃帚的人和理發師

A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.

一個賣掃帚的人去理發店修面。理發師從他那里買了一把掃帚。當理發師給他修面后，問一下他掃帚的價格。

“Two pence,” said the man.

賣掃帚的人說：“兩個便士?！?　　

“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”

“不，不。”理發師說：“我只出一個便士，如果你認為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去?！?　　

The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.

賣掃帚的人拿回了掃帚，隨后問修面要付多少錢。

“A penny,” said the barber.

“一便士?！崩戆l師說。 　　

“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”

賣掃帚的人說：“我給你半個便士，如果不夠的話，請把我的胡子還給我?！?/p>