幽默是生活的潤滑劑，笑一笑十年少，你聽說過哪些英語笑話嗎？我們一起來欣賞一下幽默爆笑的英語笑話精選吧。

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了，我還沒碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀！

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸?？晌疫€給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”
他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
“I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.
醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了?！?br />Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著?！?br />“Be quiet,” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”
妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”

One day, Eve asked Adam, “Do you really love me?”
一天，夏娃問亞當：“你當真愛我嗎？”
Adam said helplessly, “Do I have any other choice?”
亞當無可奈何地回答：“我還有得選擇嗎？”

Wife: You see. According to te statistics on thepaper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

丈夫：那有什么。據我調查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。

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